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nothing is entirely separate or autonomous
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Okay, sir, we're ready for the second experiment.
-Are we analyzing the same Nothing as before?
Well, theoretically, no sir, because Nothing is entirely separate.
-Nothing is separate?
Yes. That means you cannot analyze the same Nothing twice.
-So? So...you had to put a new sample of Nothing in the analyzer?
Well, actually, no. The Nothing in the analyzer
becomes a new sample.
-Okay, I give up. How does this Nothing replace the old Nothing?
Damn, how do I explain this? The new Nothing doesn't
replace the old Nothing.
-So how the hell do we have Nothing that isn't the old Nothing?
According to theory, sir, it's because Nothing is autonomous.
-Autonomous? How the frickin hell can Nothing be autonomous.
Autonomousity is the physical property of not being subject to Natural Law.
-Nothing is not subject to Natural Law?
Absolutely correct, sir! I couldn't have said it better myself.
-So what the frick does that mean, you techno-loony!
Please, sir, calm down. It just means that you
can assign a nonstate vector to Nothing.
-This just goes on and on and on, doesn't it? What's a nonstate vector?
It's kind of like a name tag of a particle's identity in Space-Time, sir, only it's blank.
-You've got ten seconds to say something rational or I pull this trigger.
Wait! Really! The bottom line is, you can't associate an identity to Nothing, except for the null identity.
-Okay, that begins to make sense. And?
Well, it's Nothing, right! It can't be differentiated from other Nothings.
-Why do I feel like you're leading me around in a big circle?
It's because
Nothing is entirely separate or autonomous! But never both at the same time! See?
-I hate you. I really, really hate you...
Stop! Nothing is separate, so it's impossible to analyze the same sample of Nothing twice...
-I have never hated anyone so much as I hate you...
Except you can when Nothing is autonomous -- when it's not bound by Natural Laws...
-This world would be such a better place without the likes of you...
Because being separate is the only Natural Law that Nothing can obey.
-There's not a jury in the world that would... Hunh? So, we CAN analyze the same Nothing twice?
Yessir. But only when it's autonomous.
-And how, pray tell, do we know when our Nothing in the analyzer is autonomous?
Well you can't never
know, sir, because of Neitherburg's Nonuncertainty Principle.
-Which is?
Nothing is entirely separate or autonomous, but you can only tell which when it doesn't matter.
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