Nothing

[Little Bang]

one one.

[Turtle]

[Pyrotex]

Originally Posted by Turtle

what bohm meant, or should have meant, ...[is] nothing is not connected. when nothing is not connected, you can always tell.

Hello? Anyone here? Are we ready for the next analysis of nothing?
- Yessir! Ready when you are, sir!
You again? I thought I put six bullets through your chest.
- You did, sir, but nothing happened.
Nothing happened?
- Yessir! It was like a miracle. It was caused by the nothing in the analyzer.
What nothing?
- The nothing that was in a dual quantum state!
Are we going through this again?
- No. Listen. The nothing was both the same, and new, at the same time!
And this saved you from the bullets?
- Kind of. An almost nil beam of collimated naser night was fired through the sample!
And...?
- In the exact instant that the nothing was in a dual state, and so nothing happened!
But I thought you said that nothing had to be either ...
- Wait! Not according to Turtle Bohm's Law: "Nothing is not connected."
Right. So, the nothing wasn't connected? And that means?
- Basically, sir, it means that if you punch a dual-quantum-state sample of nothing with an infinitesimal beam of naser night, then the nothing is not connected to cause-and-effect reality, and can instantaneously be anywhere and everywhere at the same time, uncausing almost anything to unhappen -- which if you apply Boole's Laws to, becomes, "nothing happens"! See?
Why, yes I do. When you explain nothing that way, nothing is more obvious.
- Exactly, sir! So how could I be dead if nothing happened?
Riiiiiiight.
- Will there be anything else, sir?
Uhhh, yes. What about the new analysis of nothing?
- Well, we could do that, sir, but it looks like we can't avoid a dual-quantum-state.
Do you mean if you analyze the nothing, then nothing will happen?
- Absolutely sir. When nothing's not connected, you can always tell.
Well show me, I want to see this for myself.
- Okay. 3. 2. 1. Fire! Will there be anything else, sir?
Uhhh, yes. What about the new analysis of nothing?
- Well, we could do that, sir, but it looks like we can't avoid a dual-quantum-state.
Do you mean if you analyze the nothing, then nothing will happen?
- Absolutely sir. When nothing's not connected, you can always tell.
Well show me, I want to see this for myself.
- Okay. 3. 2. 1. Fire! Will there be anything else, sir?
Uhhh...

[Turtle]

Originally Posted by Pyrotex

Hello? Anyone here? Are we ready for the next analysis of nothing?
- Yessir! Ready when you are, sir!
You again? I thought I put six bullets through your chest.

nothing is not connected ≡ everything is connected.

check your foot, sir.

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the result I get when I try to install the above as an avatar....sadly same for signature

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I vanduer eff et ez pawseeble fur a shthredz aboot nuzink du.......uh.....goh uff tupikt.



ya really dumb I know......but on the brite side it's now stuck in yer head fer ever and ever (well until you turn to mulch anyway)

[coldcreation]

Originally Posted by DFINITLYDISTRUBD

I too had nothing to say, so I came to this thread for inspiration, and found "nothing."

Here is what ensued:

The answer about the question of "nothing" lies in the physicality of the four-dimensional continuum and the evolution of systems contained in it. Here, both observed and unobserved facts are undoubtedly the absolute authority. There is nothing supernatural about it, nothing fanciful, nothing imaginary, nothing fantastic, nothing whimsical or chimerical, nothing unbelievable, out of this world, or far-fetched, nothing bizarre, nothing spectacular and nothing invented.

Yet something has been created from "nothing."


Lol
CC

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tiz pretty friggin schweedt aint it mr Resident Blight