Was Jesus Married?

[TheFaithfulStone]

Originally Posted by HydrogenBond

The question may be, have women evolved beyond the psychology of Eve enough not to regress Christianity back to pre-Christian times? The Church fathers seem to think, no. I am not saying many women haven't evolved. But have the majority of women evolved beyond Eve? For example, the breakup of the family and high rate of divorce are forbidden fruits stemming from femininism.

What is this. What are you doing.

What, so Christianity has evolved because it's kept women in their place?(that is pregnant and barefoot?)

TFS

[asimon2006]

Turtle are you stupid, If Christ was gay then the House of David would have been gay. Do you not believe in Christ the one who saved your ass from sin. Ignorance is what you are. Unless you stop using it, then will you see the light.

[Turtle]

Originally Posted by asimon2006

Turtle are you stupid, If Christ was gay then the House of David would have been gay. Do you not believe in Christ the one who saved your ass from sin. Ignorance is what you are. Unless you stop using it, then will you see the light.

Certainly my intelligence is a hot topic for debate. As I said, I believe Jesus was nothing more than a talented magician living off people's gullibility. Let those who have noses, smell.

[Southtown]

Originally Posted by asimon2006

Turtle are you stupid, If Christ was gay then the House of David would have been gay. Do you not believe in Christ the one who saved your ass from sin. Ignorance is what you are. Unless you stop using it, then will you see the light.

Matthew 5:5,7,9 brother.

Originally Posted by HydrogenBond

This is a controversial subject for traditional Christianity. Jesus is usually portrayed as celebate, but certain things in the bible indicate that he may have been married.

I posted about this subject in another thread:

Originally Posted by Southtown

The irony is that, even if the DVC [Da Vinci Code] was completely accurate, it wouldn't have the impact that Dan claims, because

1. the Torah doesn't say anything about rabbis and marriage. That comes from the Talmud which Jewish elders invented to interpret the Torah for the people. (Think infallible papacy.) So Jesus would not have transgressed God's law, but man's.
   (Matthew 15:1-9; see also Karaite Judaism)
2. The Tanakh does not claim that the lineage is annointed, but an individual from that lineage.
3. The individual must also fulfill not only Jewish law (who is currently temple-less) but also be crucified.
4. And last but not least, Jesus' authority is not provided by Jewish law (the Levitical priesthood), but from the order of Melchizedek.
   (Genesis 14:18-20; Psalm 110:4; Hebrews 7)

[Chacmool]

Originally Posted by asimon2006

Turtle are you stupid, If Christ was gay then the House of David would have been gay. Do you not believe in Christ the one who saved your ass from sin. Ignorance is what you are. Unless you stop using it, then will you see the light.

I beg your pardon? Do you think Christ would approve of such language?

Please address the members here with the necessary respect.

[Boerseun]

Christ is gay. And he wears fur, whilst clubbing baby seals to death with an elephant tusk club. He also drives an overpowered, oversized gas-guzzling SUV. But he will not tolerate that kind of language...

[asimon2006]

You guys are so stupid it's not even funny. If Jesus wasn't married to Mary Magdalene, why does it says in the Gospel of Philip that Jesus and Mary were married and that his mom wasn't conceived by the Holy Spirit and that the Holy Spirit was a woman. IN terms, Philip says if we think that Mary was conceived by a woman, we are in error(Meaning we are wrong.) Chacmool he is ignorant, Jesus loved us, if he didn't he wouldn't have died on the cross for us.

Turtle if you are so great how about you do a little bit of magic of your own. Jesus was magician, (LOL, stupid stupid) If St. George would heard this blasphemy from you, I bet he would pound your face into the ground and I bet he would make you understand who your maker was.

[TheFaithfulStone]

You must neg-rep some others before neg-repping asimon2006 again.

Too bad.

Originally Posted by Boerseun

Christ is gay.

This is bad right?

And he wears fur, whilst clubbing baby seals to death with an elephant tusk club. He also drives an overpowered, oversized gas-guzzling SUV.

But these are good! I'm so confused!

Does Jesus hate Mexicans and Labor Unions?

TFS

[Pyrotex]

"Art thou inflamed at the heathen who do not swear allegiance to thy words of righteous anger? Beware, lest the Holy Sand of the Spirit be pounded up thy unclean orifice." Hezekiah 11:24-25

[catholiboy]

Originally Posted by Pyrotex

"Be thou inflamed at the heathen who do not swear allegiance to thy words of righteous anger? Beware, lest the Holy Sand of the Spirit be pounded up thy unclean orifice." Hezekiah 11:24-25

Look at this. Immediately, Pyro has found a text which should solve all the problems.
But no, because so many of my catholic brethren are SO GODDAMN IGNORANT of the Bible.

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