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10-07-2006
|  | Slaying Bad Memes | | | | | Who [Re-]Wrote the Bible? I just finished reading "Misquoting Jesus" by Ehrman.
Imagine if you will, a good Christian boy from a Presbyterian family who at the age of 17 becomes a "born again Christian", a fervent Fundementalist, a believer in the absolute inerrancy of the the Christian Bible [King James] -- and who decides that he has the money, the time, the passion and the intelligence to go back to the original Greek and Latin manuscripts, and ONCE AND FOR ALL, determine what God actually said!!
That is Ehrman. And by golly, he did it!!!
His heart-wrenching conclusion is that if God inspired the words of the Bible, then we are in a world of hurt. Because we no longer have those original words. For the majority of the New Testament, we cannot even reconstruct the original words. The best we may ever be able to do is reconstruct approximately what the "Church Fathers" had access to in the 3rd and 4th centures C.E. And he quotes those Church Fathers who complained even then that the scriptures were not being copied faithfully.
His evidence and candor is clear and credible. Step by step, he shows us who re-wrote the New Testament, when, and why. He gives dozens of examples where cherished verses (e.g., the lady at the well) do not appear in any of the earliest and most dependable manuscripts. He shows the actual greek words that were changed in order to make the texts compatible with the then-current "orthodoxy".
A fabulous and rock-solid look into the world of Biblical scholarship. If you believe that the King James version is the actual "word of God" you have to read this book.
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| | | Re: Who [Re-]Wrote the Bible? Interesting! Is this a new publication? Or should I be able to find it in my local library?
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| | | Re: Who [Re-]Wrote the Bible? It's been out for a while... might not be in your local library, but I know it was being publicized throughout the summer, so was released circa spring. He makes lots of great points too about scribes and how certain tiny changes during the copying process have resulted in huge tonal changes in the thrust of the bible's intention... Like if one sneezed and the ink ran... or if they were doodling in the margins... or whatever... | 
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| | | Re: Who [Re-]Wrote the Bible? Oh my world is crashing down around me.
No I am kidding. It didnt take much to see that the bibles were filled with the then modern day thinking. When people were burned and hanged and slaved and tortured. Well you know history, and the bible had power. Alot of old testimet stuff seemed rediculous.
Interesting thought, I would like to read that book or at least some parts of it.
What did god really say? Or is he going to cash in on the idea before sharing some rather important news... 
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Originally Posted by arkain101 Interesting thought, I would like to read that book or at least some parts of it. | Here's his appearance on the Daily Show... http://www.comedycentral.com/motherl...ml_video=60257
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| | | Re: Who [Re-]Wrote the Bible? If one looks at the red lettered versions of certain bibles, these are the quotes said to come directly from Christ. One of the things Christ talked about was leaving behind a comforter; the Spirit of Truth (Holy Spirit). This additon to religion via Christianity meant that things were not meant to be carved in stone, but were meant to evolve with time.
Scholars like to be very exacting. While many Christians would like to go back into time to the orginal intent. Back then Christ said" blessed are the poor and it is with difficulty that a rich man will enter heaven" How many people are willing to give up all they own to be consistent with the orginal version? Such insistency comes down to denying the validity of the Holy Spirit. Christ said something like, one can crap on Christ but denial of the spirit will never be forgiven in this world or the next. It suppose to be fluid for living in the present and not the past. | 
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Originally Posted by HydrogenBond ...One of the things Christ talked about was leaving behind a comforter; the Spirit of Truth (Holy Spirit). This additon to religion via Christianity meant that things were not meant to be carved in stone, but were meant to evolve with time.... | Well, that's one interpretation of what the purpose of the comforter is.
But, it's YOUR interpretation. The Bible does not literally say that.
There are as many different interpretations for the Holy Spirit as there are Christian denominations. Even more. And most of them contradict each other.
The thing that Ehrman finally concludes is that the Bible is a human document, written by humans doing the very best they could do, copying translating and interpreting according to the best knowledge (or authoritative opinions) available to them. It doesn't take a supernatural agent to change the scriptures. Humans have done that themselves, often with the best of intentions.
And this is neither GOOD or BAD! It merely is what is. The Bible is an amazing and powerful (and needless to say, useful) book. It is not the oldest book we have but it is ancient. Its origin was not an immaculate conception, but a child of mankind's deepest yearnings for spiritual peace, belonging, and forgiveness, a child birthed via a long and tortuous period of labor.
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Originally Posted by Pyrotex I just finished reading "Misquoting Jesus" by Ehrman... A fabulous and rock-solid look into the world of Biblical scholarship. If you believe that the King James Version is the actual "word of God" you have to read this book. | Hello Pyrotex,
Interesting stuff, reminds me of the capitalist word of "Gods" in 1 Samuel 4:8 of the King James Version, blamed on one of my ancestors, Pop-Pop Denke. It was my deceased Uncle Roland Totera who discovered the fact back in 1961, while in England on a business trip. Apparently a German sailor, G "Pop-Pop" Denke, was rightfully accused of piracy, and then imprisoned for it. He was 'employed' as a King James Version typesetter for Seven years. Ten full pages about the incident are recorded here, in my Uncle Rolly's diary (inheritance). Here is the passage that 'unkeen eye' Pop-Pop the pirate served time for: 1 Samuel 4:8 (KJV, virginia.edu) "Woe unto us! who shall deliver us out of the hand of these mighty Gods? these are the Gods that smote the Egyptians with all the plagues in the wilderness."
Capitalist word of "Gods" (as it is called) is not in Ehrman's " Misquoting Jesus", but I thought it would be of interest to you and the thread. Non-capitalist word of "gods" in 1 Samuel 4:8 of the King James Version has been verified by ancestral Biblical scholars from the original First Westminster Company: Lancelot Andrewes, John Overall, Hadrian Saravia, Richard Clarke, John Layfield, Robert Tighe, Francis Burleigh, Geoffrey King, Richard Thomson and William Bedwell manuscripts. "Gods" has since been changed back to the Committee's original non-capitalist word of "gods" from the capitalist word of "Gods": 1 Samuel 4:8 (NKJV, biblegateway) "Woe to us! Who will deliver us from the hand of these mighty gods? These are the gods who struck the Egyptians with all the plagues in the wilderness."
Ehrman's work is a fabulous rock-solid look into Biblical scholarship, agreed, but my favorite "word of God", King James Version, is the word of "Gods", unfortunately "Pop-Pop's".
Why did 'Pops' do it? Was it the flaw of his eye?
Nowhere else does ' Gods' of the Bible appear. One diary Chief entry
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Originally Posted by HydrogenBond If one looks at the red lettered versions of certain bibles, these are the quotes said to come directly from Christ. One of the things Christ talked about was leaving behind a Comforter; the Spirit of truth (Holy ... | Greetings HydrogenBond,
The Author (Father) of the New Testament who speaks through his characters (Pilate, Jesus, Paul, Mark, John, etc) is only one person. Pilate, whom ye call Christ, wrote It,
Jesus, whom ye call Saul, wrote It,
Paul, whom ye call Luke, wrote It,
John, whom ye call me, wrote It, All of the characters are real characters ('ye's me)
Protagonists are figures in literature whose intentions are the primary focus of a story. All of the New Testament protagonists are derived from good will, except for Revelation of the antagonist. Protagonists cannot exist in a story without opposition from an antagonist, which in this case is Father Lucifer, the Author who discards old serpent, the Devil, and Satan nicknames. Classically in literature characters with good will are usually the protagonists, but not all characters who assist protagonists are required to be. The trinity antagonist first and last names: Father Lucifer / Holy Ghost; are 0 / 0.
Ye whom ye call Christ never said anything
because only I the Author say everything. Believest thou not that I am in the Father, and the Father in me? the words that I speak unto you I speak not of myself: but the Father that dwelleth in me, he doeth the works.
Who wrote the Bible? Only I the Author wrote It. These things have I spoken unto you in proverbs: but the time cometh, when I shall no more speak unto you in proverbs, but I shall shew you plainly of the Father.
Who re-wrote It? Pirate committees re-wrote It.
... AND TRASHED THE AUTHOR HydrogenBond, here is what I say
Thou shalt be an Atheist one day. Father Lucifer / Holy Ghost
The Ghostwriter, 0 / 0
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