Funky e-mails to Hypography

[Tormod]

The pro-bono requester:

Originally Posted by Hopeful

my company is organising an it challenge for the junior high schools in Accra-Ghana. and i wish you to give us support by providing us at least 400 questions on ms office application and computer history.

Best Regards

Sorry. However, we have tons of MS Office error messages lying around the office.

[Mercedes Benzene]

Hahaha. This is brilliant Tormod.

I especially like the one about the hydrogen scam.

[Tormod]

The curious one:

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Wood + carbon = What ?

We don't know what question mark, either.

[freeztar]

Originally Posted by Tormod

The curious one:



We don't know what question mark, either.

I think that's the best one!

I've got one for you, but maybe you've seen it already. "I'd like to register to your site, but I'm not sure what username to use. Do you have a recommendation?".

[Boerseun]

Awesome thread, T. You should've done this long ago! Who knows, you might just one day write a book about the trials and tribulations of running a web forum...

[lemit]

Tormod,

Thank you!

This is probably going to become my all-time favorite thread. Please keep it up. The more junk you make people aware of, the more junk they will be able to recognize by its structure. It is the structure of language more than its specific words that catches our brains. We don't immediately notice if looking and leaping are transposed. The sentence still scans, and we are in danger of following its advice. If this thread makes anybody check to be sure the words are in the right order, it will have given one of the most important lessons anybody can have.

So maybe, education can be fun.

--lemit

[Tormod]

The brilliant scientist ready to share his discovery:

Originally Posted by Croation fella

Mister editor i have visited the list of theories on your site.I am a little sientist from Crotia.I
have a theory for time travel: H=c²:m
H represents electromagnetic field
c represents speed of light
m represents mass

All rights for the theory resrvd.
Copying this theory is againts the law.

Oops, I did it again!

[Boerseun]

But he, like, told you copying that theory is like, illegal, dude...

[lemit]

Mister editor i have visited the list of theories on your site.I am a little sientist from Crotia.I
have a theory for time travel: H=c²:m
H represents electromagnetic field
c represents speed of light
m represents mass

Wow! I never thought of that! I'm going to try it as soon as I get through with this Ghanaian thing I'm working on.

Wish me luck! I'll be reporting back as soon as I work out the technical details.

--lemit

[theblackalchemist]

Tormod you are an absolute selfish being..

where have ya been hiding this all our lives?

oopps.. i forget.. your inbox



Keep em coming

Regards
TBA