Funky e-mails to Hypography

[Tormod]

The confused surfer:

Originally Posted by book buyer

Look int to purchase three copies of, The Art Of Negotiation by Gordon Wade Rule

Ok! Well, we can help you find it for free on Google.
Gordon Wade Rule - The Art of Negotiation

[Tormod]

Another optimistic fact-finder:

Originally Posted by Yahoo user

Dear Sirs,
We want to ask you to give us plans for building charcoal kilns capacity of 10 tones charcoal and the way of how to fullfill them.

Feel free to ask.

[lemit]

We want to ask you to give us plans for building charcoal kilns capacity of 10 tones charcoal and the way of how to fullfill them.

Take one airplane hangar . . . .

--lemit

[Tormod]

The too-smart-for-us request:

Originally Posted by smart guy

give the least 10 simple machine

Okay. At least 10? The 10 least simple? Give simple machine to the least 10?

[Tormod]

The hopeful optimist:

Originally Posted by wannabe student

please i want an admission to any university in your country i want to school by scholarship award, which can be play on net on in nigeria.

Can, yes we!

[Tormod]

The hopeful spammer:

Originally Posted by intelligent dude

Sub: Personnel Contact Information Request

Greetings,

I would like to take this opportunity to express our gratitude and appreciation for organization's remarkable contribution to the regional growth, development.

Your organization has been a significant part of our events and endeavors for growth and knowledge enrichment in the region. I hope you were pleased with your experiences at our events. We certainly enjoyed having you and look forward to seeing you again.

Meanwhile, we are updating our database and contacts to ensure that further upcoming event details reach you and other concerned people at the right time and as per your interests. To be able to serve you better, I request you to kindly provide me with an updated list of your company personnel so that we can notify them of upcoming events specific to their job profiles and interests.

Please click here to update your contacts.

I appreciate your support in this endeavor and making our events a success.


Thanking you,

Ali Al Kamali
Managing Director
(Funky company name removed)

Thanks Mr Kamali. We were very pleased with our experiences at your events. Say hi to the brunette from us, okay?

[freeztar]

Originally Posted by Tormod

Thanks Mr Kamali. We were very pleased with our experiences at your events. Say hi to the brunette from us, okay?

[Tormod]

The we-fix mail:

Originally Posted by spammer

Increase traffic to your website

We would like to get your website on first page of Google.

All of our processes use the most ethical "white hat" Search Engine Optimization
techniques that will not get your website banned or penalized.

Please reply and I would be happy to send you a proposal.

In order for us to respond to your request for information,
please include your company’s website address (mandatory) and or phone number.

You you need our website address? But you managed to find our e-mail? Good robot!

[Boerseun]

...which means that they can only have one customer, lest they piss the rest off.

Why can't spam writers be more creative?

[Buffy]

I get these all the time from Contact Us Form Bots.... the address is always in New York or New Jersey with an actual residential address but the zip code is always 11111, and they always have a generated gmail.com e-mail address....so while the request for the web site is absurd, so is the notion that I'd go for SEO advice from some guy in his bedroom who doesn't even have a legitimate website of his own!

Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble,
Buffy