Funky e-mails to Hypography

[Tormod]

The formalistic spammer:

Originally Posted by 'IRS'

Taxpayer ID: editor-00000174073547US


Tax Type: INCOME TAX
Issue: Unreported/Underreported Income (Fraud Application)
Please review your tax statement on Internal Revenue Service (IRS) website (click on the link below):

review tax statement for taxpayer id: editor-00000174073547US

Internal Revenue Service

Oops. We were unaware that we had filed a Fraud Application. We hereby repeal it. Nothing more to see here, move on.

[Moontanman]

Opps, didn't belong but this is a great thread!

[Tormod]

The weird one.

Originally Posted by recruiter

Dear Ramon. I would like to offer you a job opportunity with Velso Estate Solutions Ltd. I have found your resume in the CareerBuilder job database. Our company is looking for a highly-motivated customer service agent for working remotly. We are offering quite an attractive salary and bonuses. Our company’s speciality is in selling various real estate all over the world. Our trademark is famous for its high-quality client service and support. So, if you apply, you should provide a professional service for our clients from USA and Canada. We are experiencing trouble with supporting our USA and Canadian clients, that's why we are looking for a person, who would promote our services in these countries and consult our clients. Title: Regional agent Base Salary: $1500, paid bi-weekly, total $3000 per month, excluding bonuses. The bonuses are calculated by our manager after analizing your success in job performance. You will also receive a stable 5% bonus from every sold real estate. Please contact me if you are interested with this opportunity. Sincerely, Mark Farringer

Fantastic! Just what I've been looking for. You *do* mean to let me in on the scam, right???

[Tormod]

The well-meaning idiot:

Originally Posted by someone too smart for his own good

Your website name is STUPID. Hypography = "hyperlink" + "bibliography" ??? Don't you mean HYPERGRAPHY!?

Oh my god what EPIC FAILURE! LOL

KNOCK KNOCK
WHOS THERE?
OBVIOUSLY NOT YOUR BRAIN!

We don't do brains around here.

[freeztar]

I guess he's never heard of hypergraphy...not exactly what we're after here.

[Boerseun]

It's raining idiots... halleluja"

Why "halleluja"? Well, raining implies having fallen a good few hundred meters. Preferably on their heads. And then... oh well. Never mind.

I betcha that guy's on a ventilation machine. 'Cause he's sure as hell too stupid to breathe on his own.

[Tormod]

The oh so sincere business researcher.

Originally Posted by indubitable person

Dear Sir or Madam,

I have look your site and I like to make a business with you. I get looking interest for some your product. So, maybe you could help me to find and supply the best. I hope you accepted this request and will back to confirm me about product detail. But before I place my order to purchase I would ask you regarding the product.

1. Do you have International Business and ship to Southeast Asia/Singapore country?
2. Do you accept and take direct debit payment by credit card (Visa/Mastercard) for payment?
3. Could you despact the packages by Federal Express, DHL, or UPS Express method?

Please give me the best answer and confirm back about my question. Awaiting for your comment to above answers and proposals, hope we've be able to deal with your company in near future as well. And i hope you can be responsible. Thank you.

Kind Regards,

Sorry, we do not offer international shipping. Third corner on the left only.