T-Shirt Designs

[paigetheoracle]

I was going to print up my own T-Shirts and was wondering what amusing or pointed slogans and quotes people would put on their own ones?

Here's a couple of my own:-

Stand out from the herd - become a nerd!

Enjoy being a freak - be proud you're a geek

I'm putting on a brave front - considering what's going on behind my back

Fiddler on the roof star has accident - Topol, over

Arrogance is stupidity disguised as insanity

Science - it all looks Geek to me

Phil-ossify is for the stoned

When it come to alcohol consumption - Buds wiser than either Becks or Miller

A fool and his life are soon parted

I'd rather forget what I've forgotten, than remember what I imagined

Blair today - gone tomorrow

Swear to an oaf of allegiance (George Bush)

[Tormod]

My other t-shirt is clean.

[sanctus]

From anmesty international:
Not all people behind bars serve drinks

From a bar somewhere in the swiss mountains:
I drink to drown my problems ... but this damn bastards can swim!

From Borseun:
We don't serve women, you have to bring your own.

Exerpt from the prayer to the vine-god Baccus:
...give us today our daily vine and save us from water

First three laws of the Boss:
1) The Boss is right
2)The Boss is always right
3)In the impossible case the Boss isn't right see laws 1) and 2)

My first signature...

[GAHD]

with a big enough engine a brick will fly

Time flys like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

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The truth only hurts those who would hide it.

whilst thou sleep, the
Dread God Murphy
plotteth against ye.

[Mercedes Benzene]

I recently bought a shirt that I get a kick out of

Front: "Schrödinger's cat is alive"
Back: "Schrödinger's cat is dead"

[InfiniteNow]

For our Aussie ladies:

"I only F*ck guys who plant trees."


Which leads me to think of what would work in America:

"I only give Hummers in Prius."


So... let me think. What would be a good equivalent for the guys? Hmmm...

"I recycle. Wanna F*ck?"





"I still like Bush, just not our president."

[InfiniteNow]

More Trees,
Less Bush

[TheBigDog]

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[CraigD]

Most of the items on my t-shirt wish-list are graphical, not textual in nature. The only one that fits this thread is: "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously" is not meaningless.

[InfiniteNow]

Originally Posted by TheBigDog

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So, I presume if you're wearing this, you've stopped your exercise program?