Energy (funny)

[Tormod]

Heard this at the office today:

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

[Turtle]

If you waited to start farting until you yelled a couple years, and then continued both, you could have coffee with your bomb.

[Tormod]

[IrishEyes]

ok, now i get it!
yeah, the smell of your coffeeprobably DOES stink, Tormod. No creamer in the world can take care of THAT one.

[Tormod]

Originally Posted by IrishEyes

ok, now i get it!

Wow! That was fast (for you)!

yeah, the smell of your coffeeprobably DOES stink, Tormod.

Not to mention my farts!

[infamous]

And with the hot air produced at this forum, we could compete with the total energy output of our sun!!! ha,ha,ha, just havin fun.

[Tormod]

Originally Posted by infamous

And with the hot air produced at this forum, we could compete with the total energy output of our sun!!!

That's why I put the "(funny)" in the title...hard to get people's attention for this serious matter.

[Fishteacher73]

Wasn't there some research that concluded that one of the major factors in the increasing amount of green-house gases was from "bovine emissions"?

[sanctus]

Originally Posted by Fishteacher73

Wasn't there some research that concluded that one of the major factors in the increasing amount of green-house gases was from "bovine emissions"?

Yes, you are right the bovine metan-gas emissions are one of the major factors of green house effect.This is seriuos! I used for a research I had to write about the environmental impact of fast food chains. You google and you'll find it (if I remeber the study was my the statal environment agency of the US, forgot the actual name, wrote this research 5 years ago).

[Turtle]

That bovine gas idea is just a load of.. er, well, you know.