[pianoman1976]

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my
electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

[eric l]

Originally Posted by pianoman1976

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my
electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

Well, as long as it is not H(for hydrogen)IV-positive...

[Tormod]

LOL that was funny Pianoman.

[arkain101]

Relatively speaking.. lol....If you are you and you have a ball, if you lose that ball you are still you. Would it really be positive in its own perspective..

Just kidding, good joke.

[freeztar]

A neutron walked into a bar and asked how much for a drink.
The bartender replied, "for you, no charge."

[Zythryn]

ROFLMAO, thank you Pianoman, I had never heard that one before

[Mercedes Benzene]

Mercedes Benzene!

hahahaa.
Wow. Chemistry jokes shouldn't be this fun.

[Turtle]

proton: Hey, did you hear about the convicted gang of Hydrogen atoms?

neutron: No...what happened?

proton: They had to put them all in isolation to keep them from creating con-fusion in the prison.