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| Suspended | Dairy Farming is DAMN hard Growing up, my best friend's family had over 200 head of cattle. Each morning at the butt crack of dawn, they had to wake up and strap on the milking machines, which fed the raw milk into the pasteurizer. After that, the morning was spent feeding them, taking hay from the barn's loft and forking it in front of the cattle. I got to help with the chores. I was a kid with pretty bad ADD, and drove my mom batshit crazy, so she welcomed the days that I'd spend the night at my friend's farm with him and his family. Well, feeding the cows leads to cows deficating. So, we'd hook the manure spreader on to the tractor and back it into the barn. We'd then take shovels and scoop the poop into the spreader... for HOURS. My weak little arms sure got bigger when we did this. I even had a few times where I was too small to lift the entire shovel load, and had it spill all over me. Ah... to be a 7 year old again... We'd then drive the spreader out to the fields to fertilize the corn, the hey, and whatever else was growing at the time. I even helped to deliver a few calves. They are so damned cute when they pop out! Ah... farm life. Farmers are amazing people. Hard working, dedicated, and engaging in a set of activities that helps us all to survive. Do YOU have any interesting farm stories to share? I have some, including the legendary "petrified manure wars" with my friend Johnny, but I'd like to hear your stories first. Let's connect. ![]() Last edited by InfiniteNow; 05-03-2008 at 08:44 PM. | |
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| Holy cow! | Re: Dairy Farming is DAMN hard Yeah, farm life is awesome. A few years ago, I dabbled in hydroponic tomatoes. Cost me an arm and a leg to put up nine tunnels, each with a thousand tomato plants inside. They grew in 20l bags stuffed with sterillized wood shavings. Each of the nine thousand plants in total had to be fed from a little "spaghetti pipe" which basically dripped from a main line which was fed from a central pressure pump and a mixing tank that fed all nine tunnels. Setting up the whole deal was a lot of hard work, but didn't even begin to compare with the effort of guiding the vanes. See, we spanned thick cable over the lines of tomatos in the tunnels, and dropped a string from the cable to each and every plant. Nine thousand individual pieces of string, each one tied to a cable. Keeps you busy for a bit, lemme tell you. And then, when the little baby tomato plants are growing, you have to show them where the string is. Each and every one of them. And then you coil the plant around the string to is can follow it up to the cable. But being a vine, it doesn't follow orders. You have to keep guiding them, once every three or four days as they grow. All nine thousand of them. And then they start popping little tomatos. We were so happy on seeing the first little baby tomato! The next day, there were thousands upon thousands of little babies. We watched in awe as they grew in size, thickened, and ripened. And then we realised than we have to harvest! And that's where the hard word begins. Roughly three tons of tomatoes, every day. Three tons that have to be picked, taken to the shed, sorted, cleaned, classified, and packed in individual 1kg backs. By then, you're so fed up you can really knock back a lager. Which we did. In copious amounts. But not too much, because by three the next morning you have to be up and packing three tons worth of long-life hydroponic tomatoes on a trailer to be taken to market. Where you hand all of it to the market agents, and hope for the best. And then you turn around and get back home just in time for coffee and breakfast, after which you have to go back to the hydroponic tunnels to give them their first feeding session of the day. Which consisted of about 50kg's of liquid fertilizer mixed in a 5,000 litre tank, and then you chuck in about ten to twenty liters of hydrochloric acid to get to the proper pH level so that the tomatoes actually ingest the fertilizer and you don't just pump it out for no good reason. This happens about four times a day. Oh, the fun I had with hydrochloric acid (which burns your skin to hell and gone on accidental contact, but doesn't seem to do much to frogs - don't ask me how I know that). The other fun part is that the tunnels were made of about two-inch boiler tubing, covered in a thick transparent PVC plastic imported from Israel specifically for harsh and dry conditions, what with the severe sun they get in Israel. Ours didn't even last one season before cracking to hell. We had to replace the sheeting once a year. In Israel, the same sheeting lasts around five years. I guess the African sun is really as bad as they say. But the wind kinda screws with you. I have a pic here somewhere of a tunnel being mangled by the wind - looks like a hurricane went through it. All fun and games. What finally killed it, was the water. Our farm used to be a tobacco farm in the old days, and tobacco farming actually stopped because of the bad water quality. Our EC levels were too high, and we actually spent more money on a daily basis just in treating the water we fed to the tomatoes than we made from selling our product. So we gave up after around three years. Initially, it was very profitable, but then the Rand fell through the floor against the dollar, and import costs for the necessary chemicals became too expensive. So, now I'm still livin' on a farm (a different one) but I'm not farming any more. I've started another business in graphic design and newspaper layout, and I'm working comfortably from home, on the farm. I don't see myself moving back to the town or city ever again - the farm life is just too good for me. Farming is a good lifestyle, but it sure is damn hard work, lemme tell ya. ---------------- Hypography Forums Moderator IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Bovinely blessed be thee. | |
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| Creating | Re: Dairy Farming is DAMN hard The Dairy Industry here has just gone though ten years of crippling drought and even worse a govenment sponsored deregulation/free market "get big or get out" scheme that had milk selling for 15c a litre (at the farm gate not at the supermarket) A lot 'got out' some got bigger. Now we have a milk shortage and milk is selling at near record prices! And, just before I logged in here, I read Quote:
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Must say, having a farm at Hartbeespoort without actually doing farming chores sounds like an infinitely better idea... | ||
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| Creating | Re: Dairy Farming is DAMN hard I worked as research company for a year we would call up farmers to interview them on their use of antibiotics pesticides fungicides etc. I was amazed at how many hours were put in by dairy farmers their whole life revolved around an ever expanding utter. They never went on vacation they were up by 4am and didn't get to bed till 8-10 pm. I once interviewed a farmer that was 82 years old, sounded like 30 on the phone he had marched across Italy in WW2 with Patton, received two purple hearts. After he came home he harvested 50 consecutive years of 500 Acers of corn and 500 acres of soybeans, he was working on 51 as we spoke. I did some quick calculations it came to the millions of tons of grain. This man really put things in perspective of what a hero is. All I could think say to him was.. Thank you for everything. ---------------- I do not know what I seem to the world, but to myself I appear to have been like a boy playing upon the seashore and diverting myself by now and then finding a smoother pebble or prettier shell than ordinary, while the great ocean of truth lay before me all undiscovered. - Sir Isaac Newton | |
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| Astounding Vision | Re: Dairy Farming is DAMN hard I grew up in a little farming community in WVa, no one had any farm machinery all the plowing, discing, pulling and hauling was done by horses and mules. We hoed corn by hand and had to maintain 100 aecers of corn. all the livestock was feed by the corn and hay we grew. Little or no feed was ever bought. all our heat was with firewood we cut and all our food was grown and canned by us. we kept ducks for thier eggs and down, chickens for eggs and meat, pigs, cows, and hunted and trapped. Was it hard? yeah but it was all we knew so it didn't seem that way. I loved that life and my adult life has never been as enjoyable as those years spent on the farm. I miss it but i doubt I could do it now..... ---------------- Michael Life is the poetry of the universe. Love is the poetry of life. Nuclear is the only real option! http://www.nuclearspace.com/Liberty_ship_menupg.aspx Check this out http://www.conservationfisheries.org...ream_lines.htm Over heard from a three year old, "Daddy why do my toes get sticky when I eat strawberry jam?" Never wrestle a troll. You both get dirty and the troll likes it ![]() | |
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| Creating | Re: Dairy Farming is DAMN hard Saving the Family Farm with A2 milk Just purchased some last week. twice the price. I didn't change into superman. There is hype everywhere else so why not with milk too. Quote:
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