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Stole this from a Norwegian paper, I guess they stole it from an American website. It's pretty interesting. I won't disclose my wife's score...suffice it to say, she scores pretty low on the cold feet thingy and the church attendance.
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"Dress for breakfast"?!?!?!

If you're an extremist, and don't go to church, does your wife still get points for the "Religion" thingy if she makes sure your kids' suicide belts are nice and tight?


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Oh my, I'm a horrible wife (or would be if ever (oops!) I did it again): red nail polish, the cold feet routine, "religious," "flirts with other men at parties," and especially "asks husband's opinions" do me in. I do know how to say "darn" to a sock, but I don't think that's what they mean...

To my credit, I do like children, and unless I'm going out or having a party, I never wear a dress around the house, especially one that is "soiled or ragged." And of course I wear my very fashionable PINK sweatpants for breakfast...

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Rate a wife? How can you rate a wife with questions? Where are the explicit pics? How can you rate a wife without explicit pics? Ooopps, maybe I should back off the net porn for a while


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It is mathematically impossible to get more than 25 points in the merits... So even an ideal woman with straight seams on her hose and darns socks religiously still would rate as poor...
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It is mathematically impossible to get more than 25 points in the merits... So even an ideal woman with straight seams on her hose and darns socks religiously still would rate as poor...
So the fix is in? I knew there should have been some pics in there somewhere


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That wasnt very well looked over.. most people would have ended up in the negatives.. what does a negatively raw scoring wife mean? All her roots are imaginary?


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I think this is part of a larger survey in which there are several forms (note this one is called "Wife's form") so perhaps the total score is not for the wife but the overall "marriage".


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And of course I wear my very fashionable PINK sweatpants for breakfast...
Mine are purple!!

I decided to score myself and it turns out I'm a very poor wife. At least I wear socks to bed...

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Mine are purple!!
Well, yes, they're pink, but they're also PINK....

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