Yes, even my birthday anniversary wont rid you of a totally random rant on a topic that most people don't care about, but will gladly discuss, because they like me, or argue because they don't, or they are impartial, because they just dont care, but will make a random comment because they feel like typing something, perhaps just because they are bored. Whatever the case, yes, even today thou shalt not escape my ranting
So firstly "Birth Day", a totally obsurd celebration of one's birth, personally i think Mom's deserve a big thumbs up, they are the ones that had to work it, why the hell does a product of that labor gets to be celebrated. I think that should we decide to celebrate that momentous occasion, we should congratulate moms, not the kids, so Hypo Moms (and there are a few here) Happy My Birthday Anniversary
Secondly, the saying "Happy birthday" is wrong, it is historically incorrect, think about it, that saying celebrates the moment of birth, not an occasion that is celebrated annually that refer to those events. It is therefore much more correct to say "Happy Birthday Anniversary", because that has a proper historic note that makes the celebration not of the event, but the rememberence of thereof.
Thirdly, why in the world do we celebrate this stupid crap? Most, over 98% of people will never do anything signifficant enough to be remembered for anything (good), therefore, why do we, throughout their lives celebrate the anniversary of their birth, they are nothing special, they dont get treated specailly any other day, so why do we "pretend" that they are somehow more important on the day they were squeezed out of their mom, after 9 months of actually being a separate living organism with a complete set of DNA that identified what that organism became.
And most of all, who invented this notion that someone expects gifts and appreciacion on this day? You should be thankful to be alive, you should GIVE not be given, you should bring joy and fun in other people's lives, not demand special treatment and expect or even request "presents"...
So, these are but a few of my points of thought on the subject of birthday anniversaries, wondering if anyone has anything to add, agree or disagree...
Lastly once again, Moms, thank you for being moms, you guys rock, you got waay more balls then the men to do what you did
Happy My Birthday Anniversary to yall
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Birthday Rant
yeah, I always call my mom on my b-day, you know, just to remind her of how lucky she was to have me 
Seriously dude happy b-day, I wish you many many more.....
