If I could have told Michael Jackson anything

[paigetheoracle]

If I could have told Michael Jackson anything, it would have been...

[Moontanman]

If I could have told Michael Jackson anything, it would have been, "Don't sweat not being able to sleep, some people simply do not sleep the obligatory 8 hours a night, some people sleep a couple of hours or even a few hours ever few days. Not sleeping is not the end of the world, not waking up is!"

[Tormod]

The nose is a nose,
And is good for a dose.
But the theory now goes
That the face needs a nose,
And some ears, too, and also
The chin, I suppose.
The dear only know
Who will next fix your pose.
You, of course, have no nose--
But could buy one, who knows?

(Robert Frost was probably not harmed in the maiming of this poem).

[Pyrotex]

Originally Posted by paigetheoracle

If I could have told Michael Jackson anything, it would have been...

If I could have told Michael Jackson anything, I wouldn't have.

[carlton-temple]

Poor man. Like so many people who live up in the French mountains never hear of the good man till he died ! From the photo in "La Monde" he looked very poorly. (and from what I later read wasn't exactly the person I should of wished to meet anyway). I have the impression telling anything would have been a waste of time.

[Donk]

The pain barrier is there to prevent you harming yourself from overexercise.

Taking painkillers before a strenuous dance routine (especially when unfit) is a really bad idea!