Skat

[Turtle]

___I have just looked over my Science Gallery images & despite my pride in my Katabatak graphs & wagon, etc., the most popular, most viewed image is the coprolite; skat, grundy, dropping, piece of pooh!
___What in the name of creation!? I offer this anecdote: I took a poetry class once & had to memeorize a poem by this popular guy; I can't remember his name or poem, it started like "He fell from the top...". Anyway, he came to town & we went as a class. I took a female acquaintence & we went at the prescribed time & place. The reading was held in a large church & quite the varied crowd made attendence. Well dressed older folks, scroungy street folks, & in between folks. To begin, there came a warm up poet, & I never having attended a reading thought this somehow funny. When he finished, on came our laureate attraction & the room grew still. Then off he went on a 20 minute poem on pooh! I mean he talked about it nonstop with poetic observations & twists of word & wit...I think I spent as much time sneeking peeks at other people as I did watching him.
___As the old SNL line goes, discuss.

[Racoon]

Now what could be better than a thread on Petrified Poo and Skat?

I notice that when I take my fiber, crap comes out so nice and smooth. I only have to wipe once, if that..

Has anyone seen the movie "Envy", another Stiller/Black movie???
Va-Poo-Rize!

Ode' to the Poop.

[Drip Curl Magic]

Originally Posted by Racoon

I notice that when I take my fiber, crap comes out so nice and smooth. I only have to wipe once, if that..

if that....

[Drip Curl Magic]

double post*

[Drip Curl Magic]

A 20 minute poem on poo.

I wouldn't be able to handle it.

It would be too intense.

[InfiniteNow]

I do not want to call excrement the P double-O word anymore. I got in some hot water with Infy for that recently... Sorry guys. Have fun w/o me.

[Turtle]

Originally Posted by InfiniteNow

I do not want to call excrement the P double-O word anymore.

Post #460

http://hypography.com/forums/lounge/...?highlight=poo

Fiddly faddly fuddly foo,
what some call scat I call poo,
in the name of science we rename,
our reputations to sustain.

[TheBigDog]

Originally Posted by InfiniteNow

I do not want to call excrement the P double-O word anymore. I got in some hot water with Infy for that recently... Sorry guys. Have fun w/o me.

Party-p**per!

[InfiniteNow]

Originally Posted by TheBigDog

Party-p**per!

It burned me a bit when I saw his response. I was angry at a post, and was trying to parady it... but was threatened with expulsion because my joke was not clear. Oh well... maybe it's okay in a thread about dookie.

[TheBigDog]

Originally Posted by InfiniteNow

It burned me a bit when I saw his response. I was angry at a post, and was trying to parady it... but was threatened with expulsion because my joke was not clear. Oh well... maybe it's okay in a thread about dookie.

I personally appreciated the artfulness of your response. I find myself typing stuff like that and then deleting it sometimes, because I have a habit of initially trying to personalize my retorts. I wish there were a thread called "Shouting in the pillow" or something to that effect to allow a very cathartic release of exasperation without having to dance around the semantics of propriaty.

Bill