[Dark Mind]

Okay, here is some *quality* humor if you are not the only one that uses your computer.

Have fun HERE.

[Dark Mind]

Actually some of those are fun to do to yourself if don't mind minor nuisances, I got a kick out of trying to click on some of those buttons, or just watching what my computer was "Deleting" (It simulated that it was deleting things ).

[Dark Mind]

Go here!

One of my favorites! try typing while this is on .

[infamous]

Did you folks all hear that Viagra has an answer for all you fellows that are unhappy with your girlfriends appearance. Take it regularly and you'll go blind.

[Dark Mind]

Chemistry gone funny .

Didn't you post something about this in the Chemistry Forum?

[rockytriton]

I stole this one from bbspot.com:

Top 11 Yo Momma insults for Physicists:

11. Yo momma's so fat the only curve on her is the curve of space-time that occurs around any super massive object.
10. Yo momma's so ugly Schroedinger's cat was all-dead just knowing she existed.
9. Yo momma's so fat she accounts for the missing 90% of matter in the universe.
8. Yo momma's so fat her first diet ever is going to be called "The Big Crunch".
7. Yo momma's so stupid she thinks Galileo is Spanish for 'girlfriend'.
6. Yo momma's so fat she contradicts a heliocentric solar system.
5. Yo momma's so stupid all of her family calls her a special relativity.
4. Yo momma's so stupid she thinks "Haw" is a middle name, and Steven Hawking wrote "The Stand".
3. Yo momma's so ugly, stuff running from her accounts for the acceleration of the expansion of the universe.
2. Yo momma's so fat her waistline is called the event horizon.
1. Yo momma's so stupid she thinks this line is false.

[Boerseun]

Medical/philosophical question:

If you have sex with your clone, are you gay, or masturbating?

[Chacmool]

Originally Posted by Boerseun

Medical/philosophical question:

If you have sex with your clone, are you gay, or masturbating?

Or is it some kind of incest?

[rockytriton]

Originally Posted by Boerseun

Medical/philosophical question:

If you have sex with your clone, are you gay, or masturbating?

I'm all for human cloning, well, only if the clones are clones of hot women. Can you imagine how much more peaceful the world would be if every man had a hot chick, they would'nt have any time to fight each other!

[Dark Mind]

I think the entire California High School Proficiency Examination should be posted in this section .