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[starrmtn001]

Originally Posted by pgrmdave

So a dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

And said: "Oh! what a pair to draw to."

[starrmtn001]

2 Originals

What brand of toothpaste to gerbils use?
Arm & Hampster. - MP '92

Vampires,
love in vein.- MP '90

[Boerseun]

Originally Posted by infamous

Did you folks all hear that Viagra has an answer for all you fellows that are unhappy with your girlfriends appearance. Take it regularly and you'll go blind.

A good mix is to take 1 Viagra and 1 Prozac.

...if you don't get some, you won't care about it.

[infamous]

Originally Posted by Boerseun

Medical/philosophical question:

If you have sex with your clone, are you gay, or masturbating?

Your gay and masturbating.

[Pathogen]

What's black and screams?
-Stevie Wonder answering his iron.



Hilarious video!

[Dark Mind]

Thisi s a hilarious phone number.

The number is 1-888-TAG-ASST (1-888-824-2778), I don't know if it works outside of the states, but if you are in the US you should definitely give this number a call .

Call it!

[Dark Mind]

Originally Posted by infamous

Your gay and masturbating.

I dunno, I think your just gay ...

[Qfwfq]

I'd say that you are gay and incestuous. Clones are much the same as identical twins except clones might not be the same age.

[Boerseun]

Originally Posted by Qfwfq

I'd say that you are gay and incestuous. Clones are much the same as identical twins except clones might not be the same age.

So you would technically be a gay incestuous child-molesting wanker?

[Pathogen]

What if you had a sex change first, so your clone was no longer identical to you. If you had sex with it then, you would neither be gay nor masturbating.