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I wasn't sure where to put this so i just stuck it here...

I've found a new word: SOCIOMORPHISM

it means: being able to change your social and emotional outlook at will to appease those around you.

A SOCIOMORPHIST is: a person that changes their personality to fit into their surroundings and social environment.

I think another word for that is suck-up, but considering im that, i prefer to use the term SOCIOMORPHIST.

ANother word i heard that i've decided to use is SPECKLEDORFED

it means: becoming utterly confused or bewildered in such a state that it seems specks are flying around your brain and smashing into your neocortex.

One more and this is my favorite: SCHMOOZED

it means: so utterly drunk that it feels as if someone wrapped a lime around a cinderblock and smashed it into your head. Symptoms include falling down, acting like a complete moron, babbling like a chowderhead, and streaking.

Im sure we've all been schmoozed once or twice hehehehe

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SCHMOOZED

it means: so utterly drunk that it feels as if someone wrapped a lime around a cinderblock and smashed it into your head. Symptoms include falling down, acting like a complete moron, babbling like a chowderhead, and streaking.

Im sure we've all been schmoozed once or twice hehehehe

Sounds like me after my last motorcycle accident...not as much fun as the other version.

and similar to SCHMASHED

Which is just a bit further into the fun side of alcahol poisoning, and where I spent the entirity of 21.