Riddles

[goku]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust
if it wasn't for chevys, our wrenches would rust

[rockytriton]

Originally Posted by CraigD

I grew up in southern West Virginia, where the answer to this was “150 Kentucky hillbillies”. In Kentucky, the answer is “150 West Virginia hillbillies”.

Nope, the answer is "The front row of a Willy Nelson Concert".

[infamous]

Steven and Mary had five children, (yes five). Half of them are girls, how is this possible?

[Jay-qu]

because there all girls?


two friends are chatting:
- Peter, how old are your children?
- well Thomas, there are three of them and the product of their ages is 36.
- Thats not enough...
- THe sum of their ages is exactly the numer of beers we have drunk
- That is still not enough.
- Ok,the last thing is that my oldest son wears a red hat.
How many years has each of Peter's children?

[infamous]

2 times 3 times 6 equals 36, sooooo;

2 years old
3 years old
6 years old

[goku]

Originally Posted by infamous

Steven and Mary had five children, (yes five). Half of them are girls, how is this possible?

one of the kids died, they had five children.

what do you see when the pillsbury doughboy bends over?

[rockytriton]

Is it related to this joke from the 80's?

where's the beef?
between Wendy's buns.

[goku]

Originally Posted by rockytriton

Is it related to this joke from the 80's?

where's the beef?
between Wendy's buns.

uh, don't know, maybe.
what do ya see?....... doughnuts

[goku]

think of a two digit number between 1 and 100. both digits must be odd.
now lets see how many people think of the same number.

[rockytriton]

my number is 1100011