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Boil the hell out of it.


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What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.


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I don't know if the solution is humorous or not... Because I don't know the solution .

Good luck all .

'Twas in Godshome pronounced, 'twas the Abyss denounced,
And in the presence of Mishakal it shall be trounced.
>'Twas rumored to exist in Valhalla's sweet air,
'Twill be found in an evocationists sensible lair.
The silence bore tightly the sound of its whisper,
And where the sound of water falls are roaring faster.
Through the lies of an ancient curse it was permitted rest,
In the depths of the sea its presence was confessed.
'Twill be found in the Plain of Stones if it were parted,
And on the backs of mutilated trees this silver will be carted.
In the miser's hoard 'tis this treasure heaped with care,
Yet it shall surely be lost on his son - the prodigal heir!
Woe to the wretch who expels it from his sight,
Fore the wrath of the spectre will instill its terrible fright!
Through natures heavens will fall this majestic shower,
Ah... caress it's nuturing breath, - it will soon turn sour.
.... What is it?"


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Re: Riddles with humorous solutions

Okay, this one I know the answer to. Humorous? You decide .

The poor have it.
The rich need it.
What is greater than God?
What is more evil than the devil?
If you eat it you'll die...

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Okay, this one I know the answer to. Humorous? You decide .

The poor have it.
The rich need it.
What is greater than God?
What is more evil than the devil?
If you eat it you'll die...

Nothing.
Nothing?
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Gold!!!!!!!

Of course.


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I don't know if the solution is humorous or not... Because I don't know the solution
But... if you don't know the solution, how do you know it's humourous?

Valhalla was Norse mythology but with google I find Mishakal to be Krynn, which appears to be some pseudo-mythology presumeably invented by dungeon game makers. I tend to suppose the whole poem is too.


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Re: Riddles with humorous solutions

I know a word of letters three.
Add two, and fewer there will be.

What' the word?


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I know a word of letters three.
Add two, and fewer there will be.

What' the word?
"Ten" + "th" = "Tenth"?
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