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Wise Man Confucius Say:
Thought about starting this one up after posting on the 'Quotes' thread.

There's a heck of a lot of Confucius quotes out there, all of them helluva funny. Collect and post them here!

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Wise man Confucius say:

"Man in hurry through revolving door is going to Bangkok."
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Re: Wise Man Confucius Say:
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"Man in hurry through revolving door is going to Bangkok."
Brilliant! You just crack me up, man!
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Wise politician Confucius ask:

"If Israel penetrates Turkey, will Greece help?"
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"Man who run behind car, get exhausted"

"Man who run in front of car, get tired"
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Re: Wise Man Confucius Say:
where did I hear "Wise man does not throw away empty teacup, knowing it will later be filled." ?
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Re: Wise Man Confucius Say:
confucius say:

"wise fairy sit on mushroom, while pregnant fairy sit on toadstool"
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"man who go to bed with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand"

"man whos wife has flat chest has right to feel low down"

"those who quote me are fools, confucius say to damn much"
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Confucius say:


Man who fly airplane upside down, have nasty crack-up.
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Confucius say:

"War not determine who right. War determine who left."
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