Dumb things people do...

[InfiniteNow]

English speaker, trying to communicate with non-English speaker, slows down and substantially raises the volume of their voice.

"Dude, I speak <insert non-English language of choice>. I'm not deaf and stupid."

[Pyrotex]

There you are, and you've just told this really great joke involving a donkey and a parrot. Everybody laughs.

Then, this guy says, "you know, I heard a joke like that last week, only it was about this donkey and a crow and..."

And he proceeds to tell THE SAME JOKE !!!!

[Boerseun]

Originally Posted by Pyrotex

There you are, and you've just told this really great joke involving a donkey and a parrot. Everybody laughs.

Then, this guy says, "you know, I heard a joke like that last week, only it was about this donkey and a crow and..."

And he proceeds to tell THE SAME JOKE !!!!

...even worse - he spends ten minutes telling the joke, and then says:
"Well, I can't remember the punchline, but boy, it was a good joke!" ...and then proceeds to laugh at this 'joke-without-a-punchline'.

I wanna box people who forget punchlines but tell the jokes in any case.

[otcartsid]

-try to find the good in a person in some sort of attempt to cover up their bad
-waste food
-smoke

[bpjg2fat]

Originally Posted by otcartsid

-try to find the good in a person in some sort of attempt to cover up their bad
-waste food
-smoke

SMOKE?!


.......smoke what?

[otcartsid]

Originally Posted by bpjg2fat

SMOKE?!


.......smoke what?

well I was refering to smoking in general. It's unhealthy and it's quite expensive
Nicotine is addicting and weed slows down your reaction time.

[Pyrotex]

Originally Posted by Boerseun

...even worse ...and then proceeds to laugh at this 'joke-without-a-punchline'. I wanna box people who forget punchlines but tell the jokes in any case.

Boerseun, if you're just waiting for permission, then I GRANT IT!
Please, box them, please, please, pleeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzz....

[Boerseun]

Originally Posted by Pyrotex

Boerseun, if you're just waiting for permission, then I GRANT IT!
Please, box them, please, please, pleeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzz....

Thank you.

The next idjit to make himself guilty of this offensive and idiotic practice, will get a Boerseun knuckle-sandwich(tm) up the hooter.

Be warned...

[InfiniteNow]

Originally Posted by Boerseun

Thank you.

The next idjit to make himself guilty of this offensive and idiotic practice, will get a Boerseun knuckle-sandwich(tm) up the hooter.

Be warned...

I heard this great joke the other day... I can't remember the punchline, but boy was it funny. It had something to do with a donkey, a parrot, and...


The gauntlet's been dropped, my friend. Bring it!




Btw... what's a "hooter?" I thought that phrase was always used in the plural...

[Pyrotex]

Originally Posted by InfiniteNow

I heard this great joke the other day... I can't remember the punchline, but boy was it funny. It had something to do with a donkey, a parrot, and...

...lessee, it starts with the donkey saying that he was really horny and...
No! No! It was the parrot! Yeah! And he says they should go into town and find the... well... it was either a church or a brothel. I think it was a brothel. And anyway, then the donkey said... Wait! There was a priest in here somewhere, uh... maybe he comes later. Anyway, the donkey said...
Oh! Oh! Oh! I know! The parrot said, let's go to the church in the village because I'm horny, and then the donkey said...
Wait, that can't be right. It must have been the donkey, that's right. I remember now.
Oh god this is so funny... ...