Dumb things people do...

[InfiniteNow]

Originally Posted by Pyrotex

...lessee, it starts with the donkey saying that he was really horny and... <...> The parrot said, let's go to the church in the village because I'm horny, and then the donkey said...
Wait, that can't be right. It must have been the donkey, and he... ...

That's the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life! You tell it the same way I do!!

[Pyrotex]

Originally Posted by InfiniteNow

That's the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life! You tell it the same way I do!!

Thank you!
Thank you!

I just wish I could remember the punchline.
It was something like..."okay, YOU screw the priest and I'LL eat the banana!"
Something like that.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Wait! I remember now!....

[Boerseun]

Right. That's it.

Better step outside with me for a minute, there's ladies in here...

[orbsycli]

i think a dumb thing most people do is NOT go to the beach and bang on drums

[TheFaithfulStone]

Vote Republican? <ba-da-dum!>

No seriously. A dumb thing most people do - They believe what they see on television.

TFS

[Pyrotex]

Originally Posted by orbsycli

i think a dumb thing most people do is NOT go to the beach and bang on drums

I absolutely agree! And you don't HAVE to be on a beach, though that helps. Playing a hand drum synchronizes the human spirit with the Cosmos around you. Because, even though you can't hear it, every atom in the Cosmos is also playing a teeny tiny drum.

"...Rythm rules to sub-atomic reality..."

Boogie on.

[InfiniteNow]

Vacuuming...

You come across a pebble (or some similar sized object) on the carpet and the vacuum doesn't grab it so you spend like 3 minutes going at it back and forth using different angles with the vacuum... instead of just picking it up with your hands and moving on.

<I'm guilty of this one too>

[Loricybin]

how about paying attention to commercials?

or the human need to constantly state, and remind others of, the absolute obvious.

oh, and ya gotta love those Sport Utility Vehicles, decked out with snowtires, boatlike proportions, and enough empty space inside to accomodate a circus while never ever going offroad.
good choice of vehicle, idiot.

[InfiniteNow]

Run the air conditioner when it's actually colder outside and they could just open a window.

[InfiniteNow]

Drive normal speeds on the highway when they have the "donut" spare tire on the car instead of the full-sized... oooh, and they're pulling a trailor at the same time... with a baby in the backseat... and it's raining... and they're drunk...


Okay... too excessive. Drive too fast with a donut tire. I'll leave it at that.