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| Questioning | Re: Ability to Spell Speaking of Spellcheckers by Jerrold H. Zar I have a spelling checker, It came with my PC. It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks aye can knot sea. Eye ran this poem threw it, Your sure reel glad two no. Its vary polished in it's weigh. My checker tolled me sew. A checker is a bless sing, It freeze yew lodes of thyme. It helps me right awl stiles two reed, And aides me when eye rime. Each frays come posed up on my screen Eye trussed too bee a joule. The checker pours o'er every word To cheque sum spelling rule. Bee fore a veiling checker's Hour spelling mite decline, And if we're lacks oar have a laps, We wood bee maid too wine. Butt now bee cause my spelling Is checked with such grate flare, Their are know fault's with in my cite, Of nun eye am a wear. Now spelling does knot phase me, It does knot bring a tier. My pay purrs awl due glad den With wrapped word's fare as hear. To rite with care is quite a feet Of witch won should bee proud, And wee mussed dew the best wee can, Sew flaw's are knot aloud. Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays Such soft wear four pea seas, And why eye brake in two averse Buy righting want too pleas. ---------------- Hypographysaurus Rex A true Clownavour ![]() | |
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| Creating | Re: Ability to Spell Welcome to the club The only way I could have written two books with two fingers is with spell check I still can't get 'waht' right- Why? ("what"). My English teachers despaired of me . My essays came back covered in red ink. Poor old Mr. Sing (My main High School English teacher) used to correct the same mistakes every day. To NO avail. I hope he is a saint in heaven now. I think I learnt to read by looking for sense rather than looking carefully at individual words. Perhaps I am a little dyslectic/brain damaged. I tend to think in pictures rather than words but have spent 20 years trying to change that. (The medication helps). Now I try to look at the words I misspell when spell check tells me; so now I can spell facinating I mean fascinating. SEE! A friend sent me this . If i concentarte I may be able to type it for you. I have a "spell-checker", It came with my Pc. It planely Marx four my revue miss-takes i cannot sea. I've run this poem threw it. I'm sure your please to no. It's letter perfect in its weigh My checker tolled me sew. Last edited by Michaelangelica; 09-06-2008 at 04:14 AM. | |
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