[paigetheoracle]

More t-shirts rather than bumper stickers:-

To save time, lets just assume I know everything (my motto)

Blessed are the cracked for they let in the light (that might have come up before)

Where would I be without me?

Americans like the big open spaces - especially between their ears

[Michaelangelica]

"Caution: I drive like you do!"

"I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason."

"You've obviously mistaken me for someone who cares."

"My other car bumper sticker is funny."

"I'm in no hurry; I'm on my way to work."

"I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

"I just got a new car for my wife today. Best trade I ever made."

"Back off! I'm not that kind of car."

"I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!"

"I'm not deaf... I'm just ignoring you."

By Simran Khurana, About.com

[DougF]

Democrats are Sexy
Have you ever heard of a great piece of Elephant

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[freeztar]

If you were looking for a sign from God, here it is.

[Pyrotex]

Texas politics is not for the squeamish.

[Ahmabeliever]

My other car has a learner sticker

Sorry in advance, she's navigating

My other car has hands free

0 - 100 in 6.7 minutes (paraphrased from something)

[InfiniteNow]

Legalize Freedom

[Pyrotex]

BARACK TO THE FUTURE

I invented this two weeks ago, and I still haven't seen it on a bumper. Is anyone paying attention out there???

[johnfp]

Found on a Jeep
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[Nitack]

"01-20-2009" ('nuff said)