[Drip Curl Magic]

Originally Posted by orbsycli

my other car is an opiate copulation

Did you actually see that somewhere?

if so.... that's so rad.

[InfiniteNow]

Every once in a while you have to punch a stupid person in the face.

[Zythryn]

Ironic this thread is back at this time

OK, here is mine:

Bush's clear skies initiative
Keeping the sky clear of birds

Wish I could find it again, I may buy it

[C1ay]

You're driving a car, not a phone booth.

I haven't had my coffee yet
Don't make me kill you!

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

.............Work Harder
Millions on welfare depend on you.

Evolution is just a theory --
Kind of like gravity.

Do they ever shut up on your planet?

The voices in my head don't like you.

If I throw a stick will you leave?

I tried to see your point of view but
I couldn't get my head that far up my ass.

Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

[InfiniteNow]

Wipe your mouth.
There's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.


Why don't you slip into something more comfortable,
Like a coma


I don't know what your problem is,
but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

[Edella]

Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?

[moo]

"Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here."

"I have PMS and a handgun." This was actually on an office wall where I paid a utility bill once. And yep, I was very polite...

moo

[ronthepon]

There's no such thing as gravity, it's just that earth sucks.

[InfiniteNow]

With the recent t-shirt thread, I thought this one could use a...

[Buffy]

"Wag more, Bark less"

Which my daughter, being a fan of cows, translated into:

"Chew more, low less"

Which cracked us up for two minutes at least...

...well, you had to have been there...but I know that B will get it!

Mooing for Godot,
Buffy