[Buffy]

Only in California:

"If you are not an Environmentalist, you are suicidal and should seek counseling."

Save the tuna,
Buffy

[Pyrotex]

Fundementalism Stops a Thinking Mind

it's on my van

[Jay-qu]

"no fat chicks" not really wisdom and it may be bad of me, but I lol'ed - just a little

[freeztar]

"Daddy, what were trees like?"

[Mercedes Benzene]

I saw this the other day:

Carpe Diem = Seize the day. Carp In Denim = Fish in pants

Very wise indeed.

[Boerseun]

Carpe Scrotum: Seize life by the balls!

[InfiniteNow]

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.


I hear you lost your cat? Check under my tire.


You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

[TheFaithfulStone]

"Professional Driver on a closed course."

Took me a minute, but it was pretty funny once I got it.

TFS

[Ganoderma]

"Man made booze. God made grass. Who do you trust" thats a t-shirt i have not a sticker.

"If it aint broke, fix it til' it is."

"If you dislike the environment so much, leave."

" "Vegetarian" is the Indian word for "bad hunter"."

"If you are looking at this, who is looking at the road?"

"It is irresponsible to drive while impaired, which includes being tired. This is why I bring my elven friends along." saw this on a VW van on a mushroom painting covering the back. i kept my distance!

[Monomer]

On a red sticker: "If this sticker is blue you're driving too fast"