Bumpersticker Wisdom

[freeztar]

Originally Posted by Monomer

On a red sticker: "If this sticker is blue you're driving too fast"

That's great.

[Qfwfq]

And it's reminiscent of the old lore about the physicist that was fined for going through a red light...

[Boerseun]

Uncle Al's favourite solution to all the world's problems (Not a bumpersticker, but surely deserving to be one):

"Feed the homeless to the hungry"

[InfiniteNow]

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes, which can be made, in
a very narrow field.

[orbsycli]

"think happy thoughts"

[Pyrotex]

FOUND GOD?
If no one claims him in 30 days,
He's YOURS!

[Boerseun]

Originally Posted by Pyrotex

FOUND GOD?
If no one claims him in 30 days,
He's YOURS!

WHAAAAAAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
: hyper:

Can't give you rep for that for some silly reason, so you'll have to settle for virtual rep. So here goes:

VIRTUAL REP

[Qfwfq]

Originally Posted by InfiniteNow

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes, which can be made, in
a very narrow field.

This reminds me of an elderly woman's remark about the rural auto mechanics of the area she had come to live in.

"Each one has learnt all his father's mistakes, and adds a few of his own."

[Pyrotex]

Originally Posted by Qfwfq

This reminds me of ...

This reminds me of an old definition of the "Perfect Computer Programmer": a programmer who has made every mistake possible within a specified language -- exactly once.

[Qfwfq]

Man at least they only make it once!