Bumpersticker Wisdom

[DougF]

Buffy still has my VOTE!

Buffy for president!

[paigetheoracle]

Why do they call this rush hour when everybody is crawling?

[paigetheoracle]

Donald duck is quakers

Where would I be without me?

There's nothing like death for sobering you up

[Michaelangelica]

My favorite is
"If you can read this sticker
I've lost my caravan"

for Aussies
"Is it the truth
or
did you read it in the Telegraph" (a local paper)

[Turtle]

Proud Martindale Elementary Parent: My kid can beat up your kid.

[paigetheoracle]

Being politically correct means saying sorry but not having to mean it

[tribal]

this one used to be on my old car....

"Constipated mathematicians work it out with a pencil."

[Hill]

OK, not a bumper sticker and wouldn't make sense as one, but my favorite graffito of all time. Found on a restroom wall in Grand Teton National Park 30 years ago or so.

If you voted for Nixon, you can't shit here, your asshole is in the Whitehouse.

Seems to me it could easily be updated...

[Michaelangelica]

13 Funniest Bumper Stickers ever
13 Funniest Bumper Stickers ever

[freeztar]

Here's a couple I made up while sitting in traffic on Friday:
(for a hybrid owner) "YMMV"
"Hop in my backseat, you're already half way there!"