Bumpersticker Wisdom

[Racoon]

Lots of people Tattoo their cars and trucks with bumperstickers.
From the "Support Our Troops", to the "my kid was an Honor Roll student"

Bumperstickers can give you an idea of the personality of the owner.
Some bumperstickers are Political, others Spirtual, some Funny.
Many have Life Statements and Philosophy.

Everyone reads at least bumpersticker or 3 during their commute.

So, What stickers have you read that were true, poignant, insightful, or just plain funny??? Maybe There was a political or religious bumpersticker that made you cringe or nod in agreement?
What Bumperstickers have you put on your vehicle? if Any?

Here are two that I read recently that stuck out...

" If Only Closed Minds Came With Closed Mouths " &

" Gun Control Means Using Both Hands "

[InfiniteNow]

Isn’t a smoking area in a restaurant like a peeing area in a swimming pool?

Never underestimate the power of large groups to make people stupid

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

Visualize whirrled peas? Come on...

[Racoon]

Good ones InfiniteNow!

I'm sure someone has some more....

[Turtle]

Gas, ass, or grass...no one rides for free.

[Racoon]

I thought it was " Gas , ass, or Cash. No one rides for free!"

Me thinks 'Grass' could be substituted in there somewhere....

[Racoon]

" E is for Ediot "

" You don't scare me - I have a two year old "

" If you don't talk to your cat about Catnip, who will? " ( I like that cuz' I have a cat and grow catnip )

" Everyone has a right to be stupid. But you're abusing the priviledge! "

" Jesus Loves You! but I'm his favorite "

" If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman to hear him, Is he still wrong? "

" I drive way too fast to worry about my cholesterol "

[Jay-qu]

Originally Posted by Racoon

" If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman to hear him, Is he still wrong? "

GOLD

[Justin]

A tee shirt logo rather than a bumper sticker, but it's still my favorite.

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up to much space.

[Boerseun]

JESUS SAVES! (He's the only one who can afford to!)

[GAHD]

Jesus saves! The rest of you take damage (RPG Joke)