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Originally Posted by Drip Curl Magic Alright. Shall I measure ash in increments of joints? |
absofuckinlutely!
The unit of ash is the amount that falls off due to its own weight*, from a well-rolled, two-paper**, seedless stemless*** "bomber", when toked down to the half-way point. The joint must be clipped, and at no point should it have been bogarted.
The unit of ash is called a humph, and is metric: 100 humphs make a bogie.
*technically, this should be measured in Acapulco, at standard temperature and pressure (STP), with adequate protection from any air currents.
**ZigZag.
***Marin County Blue is preferred for its uniform texture.