If You're Going to Kill Someone...

[Racoon]

Killing obviously is Dead Wrong!
But it happens every bloody day.

So CSI Guy...

If you're going to Kill somebody DON'T have your cell phone with you!!

So many fool killers are getting their Alibi ripped 'cuz they forgot that the authorities will check cell phone activity and location!

Anyone else have advice for getting away with murder???

[InfiniteNow]

Originally Posted by Racoon

If you're going to Kill somebody DON'T have your cell phone with you!!

Thanks Racoon... that's good information to have!

Originally Posted by Racoon

Anyone else have advice for getting away with murder???

Anyone in particular got you asking this question?


I'd personally try to access some radioactive material and put it under the driver seat of their car... but that's a bit cruel I suppose.

[Racoon]

Originally Posted by InfiniteNow

Anyone in particular got you asking this question?

I'd personally try to access some radioactive material and put it under the driver seat of their car... but that's a bit cruel I suppose.

No one in particular. No NOT my Neighbor...or Boss...or Dude who cut me off in traffic Or that backstabbing bitch I used to call a Girlfriend who Bled me Dry!
Why would you ask???

If You're gonna' Kill somebody... Have a Good reason!

Funny True reasons I heard on my radio show:
>Dude got bludgeoned dead by bats for his X-Box
>Guy killed his brother over a squabble concerning a Yankee/Red Sox hat
>HomeSlice beat to death his roomate with a sledgehammer handle and garden claw when he used up all the Toilet paper...

Not exactly the best reasons to Snuff-Out someone!

If you ever Hear Your Middle name in the News, I'll bet you its NOT GOOD!

[TheFaithfulStone]

Originally Posted by Racoon

If you ever Hear Your Middle name in the News, I'll bet you its NOT GOOD!

Tru dat.

TFS

[orbsycli]

tell no one.

[Racoon]

Originally Posted by orbsycli

tell no one.

Yes
Never, EVER tell a soul.
especially your girl!; after you realize that you've actually killed someone and go on *Extreme Bender* to try and cope...the stage before paranoia..

If You're going to Kill someone..... Make sure they can't find the Body.

Jeesh - you'd think killers would have found that out by now. Dumping a body off a trail along side a road is practically a sure sentence. So is usually leaving the body where you killed it.

[Racoon]

If you're going to kill somebody ... wear gloves and a hair-net!

Don't pull an O.J. though, and throw the glove in the bushes..

[Pyrotex]

Originally Posted by Racoon

...If you're going to Kill somebody...advice for getting away with murder?

Hmmmmm, he said.

I know of somebody who got away with murder.
It was 1972 in Mississippi. There were these two badass brothers that everybody hated. They were petty thieves and thugs. They also drove drunk and drove too fast, giving many people the desire to kill them.
Every Friday night, they drove to "The County Line", a bar at... you guessed it. On this particular night, lots of people saw them pull up and swagger in. Lots of people saw them get tanked and swagger out. A few people saw the old suitcase on the curb. The two brothers saw it and stole it.

They were doing about 70 MPH on Blackjack Road, on their way to Westpoint, Mississippi, when they opened the suitcase full of live honeybees.

[orbsycli]

AMAZING.

WHAT A STORY!!

I won't ask if it's true or not.
Writ like a painting

[Cedars]

hmmm...

Own a pig farm. Or know someone who does.

If you dont know what I mean, watch the movie Snatch.