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Originally Posted by InfiniteNow
...Since SEARS is such a huge company, I'd go all ballistic with this and start contacting the higher ups... letting them know just how sorry they should be that this moron was sent to your house...You should equip your wheels with some spikes and roll over his feet...
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Well, you know, I have considered that already. Even discussed it with Gwen {wife}, and we got a good chuckle out of imaging us being on national news:
"Pete Myers here, at the scene of Corporate America's latest scandal. At this home behind me, residence of one of NASA's wheelchair-bound rocket scientists, the mighty Sears corporation turned off this scientist's AC in a foiled attempt to get him to buy one of their Crapmore AC's. Doctor Strangelove, how was it spending the night in your wheelchair without any air conditioning?"
{me, with bad German accent} Oh, oh, it... it... vas terrible! I sveated! Yes, Sweat poured down my naked body all night long! Until my butt became shtuck to my wheelchair! I suffered terribly, not being able to fart all night! They must pay for this outrage! Yes! I vill have NASA drop ze Bomb on that godfresnatzen dammerungen Sears company! Yes!"
"There you have it from Houston, Texas, home of the Enron disaster, and now home of perhaps an even greater disaster of nuclear proportions. Back to you Dave."
