Stupid questions...

[moo]

Lol, but you da Turtle!

Next question...

Is a turtle insulted if you call him a tortoise?

moo

[Turtle]

Originally Posted by moo

Lol, but you da Turtle!

Next question...

Is a turtle insulted if you call him a tortoise?

moo

Not if that turtle is a tortoise. Question is, is a totoise insulted if you call it a terrapin?

[moo]

Question is, is a totoise insulted if you call it a terrapin?

Prolly not if he's a member of the Malaclemys club.

But is he insulted if ya call him slow?

A bruised and battered turtle crawls into a police station. He says to the cop: "A gang of snails just beat me up!". The cop says: "Did you get a good look at them?". The turtle says: "Well, no, it all happened so fast!"

moo

[Turtle]

Originally Posted by moo

A bruised and battered turtle crawls into a police station. He says to the cop: "A gang of snails just beat me up!". The cop says: "Did you get a good look at them?". The turtle says: "Well, no, it all happened so fast!"

moo

Actually I said, "Hell no, it all happened too quickly!" Brrum-bum.

Ok, 'nother stupid question: Mmmmm...drawing a blank. Can I get some help here?

[Boerseun]

Okay - old one:

Why is freight on a truck called a shipment, and freight on a ship called cargo?

[Turtle]

Originally Posted by Boerseun

Okay - old one:

Why is freight on a truck called a shipment, and freight on a ship called cargo?

I know! I know! So movers can have a joke to tell.

[InfiniteNow]

Originally Posted by Boerseun

Okay - old one:

Why is freight on a truck called a shipment, and freight on a ship called cargo?

Old one, indeed.... way back in post #36 even!

http://hypography.com/forums/112783-post36.html


Cheers.

[moo]

Who invented pockets?

moo

[ronthepon]

Definitely not the guy who invented pantaloons. That was a loon, and he had no good intentions.

[Pyrotex]

How come we have a stratosphere but not a stratocube?