Stupid questions...

[Turtle]

Will someone help me shave my back?

[InfiniteNow]

Wouldn't it be more appropriate to start with your ass?

[REASON]

Is it possible to Boo a player with the nickname Boo?

[InfiniteNow]

Lol...

Why is writing with a broken pencil pointless?



I was looking at a baseball coming at me, but couldn't figure out what it was, and then... it hit me.

[Jay-qu]

How the hell are you meant to win a fight with a pen when the other guy has a sword?

[kalexia]

Originally Posted by Jay-qu

How the hell are you meant to win a fight with a pen when the other guy has a sword?

You could technically throw the pen (at a good human arm capable velocity) directly into his eye?

Why do the plural of words like octopus and cactus lose the 'us' and add an i? What's wrong with cactuses (or cactus'). I think it's perfectly easy to say.

[Boerseun]

Originally Posted by Jay-qu

How the hell are you meant to win a fight with a pen when the other guy has a sword?

A very good question, in fact.

Also, the pen is a pretty shoddy weapon when fighting a Third World Warlord in a country where the majority of the population is illiterate, but armed with swords.

[Pyrotex]

Stupid Question

Mommy, mommy, where do people get their names from?
-Well, we name our babies after some important event that occurs either when they were conceived, or when they were born. Like your brother, Flying Eagle. An eagle flew directly over me when he was born. And your sister, Red Pine, was named after a lone pine tree lit by a beautiful sunrise.
Thank you, mommy.
-You're welcome, Broken Rubber.

[StarTrekOmega]

What is the speed of dark?

[Jay-qu]

Originally Posted by StarTrekOmega

What is the speed of dark?

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What is the speed of an unladen swallow?