Stupid questions...

[Boerseun]

How about this one:

Someone comes up to you and asks: "Can I ask you a question?"

He's not really giving you an option there, is he?

[Boerseun]

Why do superheroes insist on wearing their underwear on the outside?

They don't seem to be very clever in the wardrobe/laundry department...

[Tim_Lou]

when someone says "i don't know anything!"... do they really not know anything? it seems that at least they know that they do not most of the things....

[InfiniteNow]

Why do we park on driveways but drive on parkways?

Why is it called cargo when transported on a ship, but a shipment when moved by car?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-up ATM machines?


Channelling the spirit of George Carlin,

[Boerseun]

Do elephants sneeze?

Seriously - I've never heard of it, but that might explain a lot of the green slime we see dripping off trees in the bush here in Africa.

So... do they?

[Pyrotex]

lessee...stupid questions.

It was 1971, I was a grad student at Mississippi State University, and I had fallen in with a bunch of really kool dope smokin' hippies. Stacy was the leader, eventually my best friend, editor of the campus newspaper, ringleader and hedonist. His new girlfriend was Mel, a bubbly freshman, 5'2", with a body and face that caused grown men to walk into trees.

Stacy had pulled my wheelchair up to the loft where he and Mel were living, for a party. There were half a dozen of us around the chianti bottle, talking about sex. I had just described (in detail) how I had done it the first time. Mel was particularly interested. She said,

"That's great! ... Have you ever done it standing up in the shower?"

A sudden silence hit the room like 40 pounds of elephant shit. It took another two seconds, then her eyes popped wide open and her hand flew to her mouth in terror. I did the only thing possible. I burst into laughter until the tears were streaming down my face. The whole room just totally fell apart. It was a great time to be alive.

[Boerseun]

Hahaha!

My mate's father Norman (down in Cape Town) had to help a friend of his buy a house recently. His friend is totally blind, and needed Norm to check the house out for him. He's a widower, so he needed help.

So they got to this house, Norman with the blind guy in tow, and the estate agent was informed of the situation with the blind buyer.

...and, of course, throughout the entire trip through the house and the property, the agent couldn't stop blabbing about the wonderful view of the bay.

Idjit!

[anglepose]

Have you heard when some one has done somthing wrong and get asked what they did they reply.
"i havent done nothing"
Double negative hehe

[hallenrm]

Well, here's a question, perhaps not really stupid:

Why are hen's eggs are always oval shaped and not spherical, like those of most insects?

[Boerseun]

Bird's eggs are oval with a pointed side and a round side so that in the even of rolling our the nest, they'll roll in a circle, and won't roll away. (Fat lot of good that'll do for a tree-nesting bird... SPLAT!)

...or so I've been told. Dunno if it's true, though, but it does kinda make sense.