Theologic Humor; The Gravest Of Matters

[Pyrotex]

This guy is playing golf and struggling with his game. He tees off on the 4th hole and the ball screams into a dense forest. When he enters the forest, he hears a tiny voice, "help me, help me...". He follows the voice and finds a leprechaun, no more than four inches high, lying on the ground with the man's golf ball on his back.

The man picks up the golf ball.

The leprechaun groans with relief and gets shakily to his feet. "Ya saved me life, you did! As thanks, I'll grant any three wishes!"

The man modestly refused, saying that after all, it was his ball that had crushed the leprechaun.

"No! I won't hear of it! I promised ya three wishes and three wishes you'll get! How's your golf game?"

The man said, "Not so hot, really. I shoot 80 on a good day."

"Well, that's the end of that! I'm doubling the quality of your golf game!" And the leprechaun snapped his fingers.

"How's your wardrobe?"

The man said, "Well, what you see is basically what I got."

"Well, that's the end of that! I'm tripling the quality of your wardrobe!" And the leprechaun snapped his fingers.

"How's your sex life?"

The man said, "I don't have a sex life."

"Well, that's the end of that! I'm quadrupling the quality of your sex life!" And the leprechaun snapped his fingers, and disappeared in puff of green smoke.

One year later to the very day, the same guy was at the same course, the same 4th hole, and hit a screamer into the same forest. When he found his ball among the trees, the leprechaun was sitting on it."

"There ye are! I wanted to check up on ya! So! How's your golf game now?"

The man said, "I shoot around 50 now. In fact, I've been playing in national invitationals for eight months now. I'm a household name."

"Excellent! How's your wardrobe?"

The man said, "Since I'm on TV so much, several clothing companies have supplied my entire wardrobe. I've never dressed better in my life."

"Excellent! How's your sex life?"

"Not bad at all. I've been laid four times this year."

The leprechaun dropped his tiny clay smoking pipe. "WHAT!!!! Only four times????"

The man responded, "Hey, I'm not complaining! Actually, that's pretty good for a small town priest."

[ughaibu]

This one is probably best avoided by the squeamish: Bits & Pieces: Jesus image found in dog's butt

[Boerseun]

Originally Posted by ughaibu

This one is probably best avoided by the squeamish: Bits & Pieces: Jesus image found in dog's butt

Ughaibu, that is irreverent, disgusting, disrespective and crude. That's probably why I love it and laughed my ass off!

After all, God is the Alpha and Omega. The Beginning and the End. You just didn't know which end, right?

[Pyrotex]

Well, fellas, that reminds me very little of the dyslexic, insomniac agnostic who stayed up all night long worrying about whether or not there was a dog.

[Cedars]

Another Pope pic.

[Cedars]

Poker dogs and Teresa

[InfiniteNow]

[Pyrotex]

Well. --

Darn and drat. Did someone ask you to remove the stained glass window? Sticky wicket, dude. If you have to sit in Time Out, then I'll sit with you. So, there!!!!!